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Unlucky7even
Unlucky is not your typical mercenary. He's the kind of guy who always seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. His luck is so bad, it's almost impressive. Despite his constant misfortunes, Unlucky somehow manages to come out alive every time. Maybe it's because his enemies underestimate him, or maybe it's because they just can't believe someone could be that unlucky and still survive. Either way, if you're looking for a mercenary who will keep things interesting (and probably unintentionally hilarious), Unlucky is your guy.
G_Host
Ghost is not your typical mercenary. He's more like a ninja with a sense of humor. His enemies never see him coming, but they often hear his jokes before he strikes. He's the kind of guy who can disarm you with a witty comment and then take you down with a swift kick to the face. Ghost has an arsenal of weapons at his disposal, but he prefers to use his razor-sharp wit and lightning-fast reflexes to get the job done. But don't let his playful demeanor fool you – Ghost is one of the deadliest mercenaries out there, and he always gets the job done.
MagUidhir
MagUidhir, the space mercenary with a name that sounds like it was typed by a cat walking across a keyboard. But don't let his moniker fool you - MagUidhir is one tough cookie. He's traveled the galaxy, taking on jobs that others wouldn't dare touch with a 10-foot laser pole. From battling rogue robots to negotiating peace treaties between warring alien races, there's nothing MagUidhir won't do for the right price (and maybe a few free drinks). But don't expect him to take himself too seriously - this space cowboy has a wicked sense of humor and a love for puns that would make any dad proud. MagUidhir knows how to keep things light in even the most dire situations. So if you're ever in need of a fearless fighter with a heart of gold (and a head full of bad jokes), look no further than MagUidhir - the space mercenary with a name you'll never forget.
Evil13rt
Evil13rt was not your typical space mercenary. He had a big heart and an even bigger arsenal of weapons. His spaceship, the "S.S. Kickass," was feared across the galaxy for its unmatched firepower and sleek design. Evil13rt himself was known for his quick wit, sharp tongue, and even sharper knives. Despite all this, he had a soft spot for cute alien creatures and often took them in as pets. However, you wouldn't want to cross him--he once vaporized an entire planet just because they ran out of his favorite brand of space beer. But hey, nobody's perfect.
Bobetta Fetta
Bobetta Fetta was the most feared space mercenary in the galaxy. With his trusty blaster and quick wit, he had taken down more baddies than anyone could count. But despite his tough exterior, Bobetta had a soft spot for cheese. Whenever he wasn't fighting off intergalactic threats, you could find him holed up in his ship's kitchen, whipping up batches of creamy brie and sharp cheddar. It was rumored that he even had a secret stash of aged parmesan hidden somewhere on board. Some said that it was his love of dairy that gave him the strength to take on any foe, while others simply thought it made him a little gassy. Either way, Bobetta Fetta was a force to be reckoned with - just don't get between him and his cheese.
StateBorn
Stateborn was a space mercenary with a love for two things: kicking alien butt and getting drunk. He had a reputation for being the best in the galaxy at both. His ship, The Tipsy Titan, was famous for its fully stocked bar and questionable flying maneuvers. Some said that Stateborn's aim improved after a few shots of his favorite whiskey, while others claimed he once accidentally blew up an entire planet because he mistook the self-destruct button for his beer opener. Regardless, everyone wanted to be on his good side - or at least, not on the receiving end of one of his drunken brawls. But despite all his flaws, Stateborn always got the job done. And if you needed a space pirate taken out while simultaneously having a great time doing it, he was your man.
The Adventman
​Adventmen, the universe's most dangerous mercenary, was a force to be reckoned with. His reputation alone struck fear into the hearts of his enemies. He once took down an entire fleet of spaceships with nothing but a toothpick and some dental floss. Some say he's got the reflexes of a cat and the strength of a gorilla. Others say he can teleport from one end of the galaxy to the other in under five minutes. But despite his fierce exterior, there was something undeniably pleasant about him. Maybe it was his gentle smile and twinkling eyes that made you forget he could take down an entire army with just a toothpick. Or maybe it was the way he always offered you a Werther's Original candy before blowing up your spaceship. Either way, Adventmen was not your average mercenary. He had a certain charm that even the most hardened criminals couldn't resist. And when he wasn't busy saving the galaxy from impending doom, he could often be found knitting sweaters for his cat or baking cookies for his fellow mercenaries. It just goes to show that even the toughest of exteriors can hide a heart of gold...and a killer instinct. All we know for sure is that if you're ever in trouble, he's the guy you want on your side. Just don't ask him about his grandkids unless you've got an hour to spare - he loves talking about them almost as much as he loves blowing stuff up.He may be old, but he's far from obsolete. This mercenary has been around the block more times than a hyperdrive engine, and boy does he have stories to tell. But don't let his age fool you - he's still the most dangerous guy in the galaxy. His reputation precedes him wherever he goes, striking fear into the hearts of even the most hardened criminals. But here's the thing: he's also the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Seriously, it's almost annoying how nice he is. He'll give you the shirt off his back (and probably some weapons too), just because he believes in doing what's right. Sure, he may grumble about it a bit first, but that's just part of his charm. So if you're ever in trouble and need someone to watch your back, this old mercenary is your guy. Just make sure you bring snacks - he gets cranky when he's hungry.
Doc Orion
Once upon a time, Doc Orion was the most feared space mercenary in the galaxy. But now? He's just a washed-up drunk with a knack for getting into trouble. When he's not stumbling around cantinas and getting into bar fights, he's usually passed out on some far-flung planet. But don't let his sad state fool you - Doc still knows how to handle himself in a scrap. Sure, his reflexes might be a little slower and his aim might be a bit off, but he can still shoot straighter than most folks (as long as he hasn't had too much to drink). So if you're looking for someone to help you take down an intergalactic warlord or smuggle contraband across the galaxy, Doc Orion might not be your first choice. But if you're looking for someone to share a drink with and swap stories about the good old days, then he's your man. Just don't expect him to remember much of it in the morning...